for we cannot tarry here, we must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger

Don't judge me.

Seriously, though. I'm too short for maxi skirts. Boo.

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Seriously. I don't even feel feminine anymore. I want the body of a girl, with soft curves, not flat with sharp angles like a boy. Or a skeleton. I don't feel beautiful or happy. In fact, I feel tired and unhealthy.

I feel like such a loser. I need a job real bad y'all. Like. Real bad.

I really do. I'm gonna get rid of all my purple clothes.